Don't answer that. 

If you know me, we both know the answer.

If you don't, I'd like you to live under the misguided notion that I'm a talented genius.

But seriously, if I read primarily teen novels, write exclusively teen novels, paint my toenails blue, and wish I could wear striped tights like Margie's daughters and eat ice cream for lunch every day, what does that mean?

I think I'll keep writing dialogue. It's easier to be L, today.