Sunday, September 6, 2009

How to Escape from the Trunk of a Car – YES I Can

Why am I not surprised that the Other Margaret was the only one to get this? (She really IS that brilliant & a mix of BC's Marian, with a hint of Amma's talents.)

If you didn't read my previous post, I made five statements & asked people to guess which one was a lie. Here's the breakdown:

1. I know how to get out of the trunk of a car from the inside.

This one is easy…of course I can. What if I'm abducted? Seriously?

If you don't know how, learn here. 

2. I love Neil Diamond, the Doobie Brothers & Soundgarden (not necessarily in that order).

"Holly Holy," "Black Water" & "Fell on Black Days" are three of my all-time favorite songs. This combo is too eclectic (which, like eccentric- in the South just means crazy) to be fabricated.

Don't believe me? Listen to Holly Holy for yourself here.

3. I am outraged that a remake of Fame is coming out.

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I am outraged on MANY levels.

 Buy the original movie here.

I also love the TV series.

Watch seasons 1& 2.

4. Before I was married, I always wanted to date a magician.

I have a HUGE aversion to magicians (sorry to all the magicians reading). I could not:

a) date a magician

b) kiss a magician

c) date or kiss a magician in a car, in a boat, in a house, or with a mouse…

I'm not actually sure which bothers me more… magicians or illusionists (Translation: a magician who makes crap disappear and does not have a rabbit or hot assistant).

Need I say more?

5. I usually know when people are talking about me, even when they think I don't. (My own version of a magic trick.)

You'll see.


7 responses to “How to Escape from the Trunk of a Car – YES I Can”

  1. Vania says:

    You are so silly willy! But I love it! Thanks for the entertaining post!

  2. Brooke says:

    Love it! About the magic thing I’m so with you! I dated a magician… Not worth it and SO ANNOYING!

  3. Kami Garcia says:

    OMG! Dating a magician…thats’ a post I’d love to read.

  4. Caster Girl 25 says:

    I almost dated a magician! LOL!

  5. The Other Margaret says:

    As a Shorofsky lover, I’m relieved that you’re willing to consider the tv series canonical as well as the original movie. 😎

  6. Brittany says:

    *laughs* this is great I can escape from my trunk too, my pull tab even glows in the dark!

  7. Kami Garcia says:

    A glowing pull tab? Who knew?