1. Diet Coke not coffee.
2. Baskin Robbins not Ben & Jerry's.
3. Gelato is not ice cream.
4. The left lane is the FAST lane people.
5. Chiggers are parasites, but I prefer them to the human variety.
6. I won't give a book more than 20 pages. I don't care if it won a prize.
7. Buffy was the greatest show ever (except for possibly Magnum PI).
8. If you're going to produce a TV show or movie with Southerners in it, hire a dialect coach for god's
    sake.
9. Books are like art – subjective.
10. Dogs do not want to wear clothes.
11. You should always give up your seat for an elderly person or a pregnant woman.
12. Possums may be the most vicious animals on Earth & they can squeeze through an octagon in a
      chain link fence. (I have seen it.)
13. Soda in plastic bottles sucks.
14. Pizza should not have fruit on it.
15. You can fix almost anything with superglue.
16. Excuses are a waste of time & no one believes them.
17. Anyone watch Lost? I am not one of those people who would have kept pushing that button.
18. If you don't believe in ghosts, it's because you haven't seen one.
19. Sam Elliott has the greatest voice ever.
20. Best band in the last 20 years? U2 or Guns & Roses. It's a tough call.

That's all for now.